p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

coelasquid:

I don’t care what anyone says I really like the movie VHS because I dig little collections of campy horror stories and when something is only like ten minutes long I don’t feel offended if it’s not very good. Crappy horror shorts always delights me because I’m delighted by the effort. It’s like “Aw you tried so hard that’s precious gold star”

Jake and I are cute (Happy Birthday Jake!)

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

me: halloween is coming soon
mom: it's july
me:
me: halloween is coming soon

thelegendofdarklink:

Link are you serious right now

askhomohomu:

I live in constant fear that one day Madoka and Kyoko will chest bump and they will break their soul gems and die

so denise and i got the apartment keys today!!! and todays jakes 21st birthday so we’re gonna get him slam dunk drunk! and tomorrow we move in!

I AM EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!

loky-sexual:

Supernatural season 9 gag reel