ur dash suddenly getting a lot of cat pics
happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on
it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
Sometimes I wonder what it’d be like to turn to a life of crime. Probably the same.
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
i think this website would be a lot more pleasant if people realized you can like and love something and AT THE SAME TIME recognize what’s wrong/problematic in it and critique it